The Xenophobe's Guide to the Dutch

the full thrust of social and legal disapprobation.

at the end of April.

wedge or a flat cut,

Scheetje (little fart) or drolletje (little turd) are both terms of tender endearment.

mow the lawn.

Behave normally, that’s mad enough

charge of being drunk in charge of a bicycle could result in the loss of your driver’s licen

Often he is let loose to admonish the outside world.

Clean windows are the primary concern of any householder,

draw their curtains at night