some point, my darling, when you’re ready, I’ll send you a new love, she wrote. She’ll be amazing. Nothing like me—obviously—because I’m a one-off. In fact, I’m going to find someone so different from me that she’ll make your head spin. But I have a feeling she’ll still leave unfinished cups of tea everywhere and sing the whole fucking time and drive you up the wall.
Because I’m mean like that. You didn’t think I’d leave you in peace, did you?
Although she will be seriously stunning—just like me :).
Because I’m not that mean. And you’re welcome.