But in my mind, he was still the captain of the football team and one of the leaders of my torture brigade.
“I would definitely remember you if I was at my best when we met, which I obviously was not,” he continued, sounding friendly and apologetic.
“We didn’t have some drunken one-night stand,” I snapped, guessing at what he was alluding to.
“I know,” he replied. “I don’t do drunken one-night stands.” He had the gall to sound like he was some kind of decent guy who respected women. Too bad I had hard evidence to refute that fact.
“Oh, please,” I muttered.
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