Amy Award

No, wait. That’s not entirely true. I passionately believed every woman should have a lovely selection of sex toys at her disposal and am a fan of online shopping with discreet packaging. I’m happy to receive my own choice of vibrator or what have you in the mail. I have a fine collection of my own, thank you very much.

Some people were just kindred spirits, as Anne of Green Gables would say.

Always the nerdy girl, never the girlfriend~

Until her cocky best friend and his *ahem* rooster take charge.

She really didn’t have a clue. I was over here fighting for my life not to bend her over the picnic table, and she was being the good girl.

And after last night, I was more sure than ever I wanted Trixie. Not just in my bed, even though I had no doubt that would fucking blow my mind, I wanted her in my heart. More precisely, I wanted into hers.

And after last night, I was more sure than ever I wanted Trixie. Not just in my bed, even though I had no doubt that would fucking blow my mind, I wanted her in my heart. More precisely, I wanted into hers.

And after last night, I was more sure than ever I wanted Trixie. Not just in my bed, even though I had no doubt that would fucking blow my mind, I wanted her in my heart. More precisely, I wanted into hers.

“I’m not playing a game just to get my rocks off. Do I want to fuck her brains out? Absolutely. But I’m in love with her, the real her. The one who loves her weird chickens and reality TV and children’s literature, who is a genuinely nice person who cares about making the world a good place to live. But we’ve grown up a lot since we were eighteen and graduating high school. If she tells me no again now, I’m not destroying our friendship over it. I’ll just have to fucking move on.”

She was paying way more attention to the roosters. She chatted to each one and checked them over, and for the thousandth time this morning, I was jealous of poultry

“Bro, you’re treating her like she’s made of glass. Stop walking on eggshells around her. Be you, be confident, be bold. If you want her, go after her like you go after a touchdown, or that house on the corner, or Park Place and Boardwalk with twelve hotels.”