Alexandria House

Where was LaDarius?”

With a wrinkled brow, I returned, “Where was he when?”

“When you were on your…date?”

“Here. Where else would he be?”

“Alone? Just running around and shit?”

“No! In that expensive-ass cage with all the amenities any iguana could want!”

“How often you be leaving him alone like that? Do we need to discuss joint custody, because if you can’t care for him properly…”