Welcome to the Vagabond—a rust-bucket space freighter held together by duct tape, bad decisions, and pure spite.

Meet Brenda: a leather-clad, cigar-smoking captain who solves problems with violence and sarcasm.

Rat: a grease-covered goblin of an engineer who’s probably broken more alarms than he’s fixed.

Katomi: a rich-girl runaway turned knife-slinging negotiator who can hustle holy men out of their robes (and their bank accounts).

When this dysfunctional crew takes a job hauling mystery cargo for a fanatical space cult, things go south faster than a bishop in a brothel. What follows?

Gunfights in orbital strip clubs
AI malfunctions (his name is Dick... yes, seriously)
Religious warfare
One very cold, very suspicious coffin

This is not the future you were promised.

It’s Vagabond: a filthy, hilarious, profanity-laced space comedy that I had to stop recording multiple times because I couldn’t stop laughing.

If you like your sci-fi grimy, your characters morally questionable, and your AI sassier than you are—strap in.

We’re not drifting. We’re spiraling—with style.

Michael Carnell

Voice

Published audiobooks