EuphoriaIsPeace

"It is your fault for getting that girl pregnant. You should have worn protection like you were taught." She rolls her eyes as Katsuki's eyes begins to tear up. "Hey, hey. Don't cry now, your father and I will help you."

"It's not fucking that... I don't fucking remember having sex with the girl. I don't even think I was conscious for it at all! She used her fucking quirk on me." Katsuki grumbles, causing his mother to stare at him wide eyed.

"Kat... you were assaulted against your fucking will. You have a goddamn child for All Might's sake. We're getting her arrested."

"Nah, I have to go check up on some things at home. Oi Deku, she's misses you so come whenever, alright?" Bakugo shouts, grabs his jacket. "Or just give me your gift. Because I'm not sure how long I'll stay this time."

"They're finally taking her to fucking trial."

"You're perfect as you are."

"I'm allowed to call you daddy, don't hang out with the pink or purple extras and Uncle Deku is a nerd." She recites as he snickers, getting smacked on the back of his head by his mother.

"Katsuki, you idiot! That's not nice, Michi. You need to not use your quirk unless supervised by Mr.Aizawa or All Might and if you can't find Daddy, go find Uncle Deku." Mitsuki instructs, glaring at her son as he pulls over;

"No, you fucking extra. She's my daughter." Bakugo rolls his eyes as he places her down, ruffling her hair.
"Daddy, stop! Grandma just fix it!" She pouts up at him as the class gawks in confusion

She's like 4?! How is she your daughter?" Sero points out as the blonde huffs. "Who's her mother? I didn't think you'd get down and dirty, Mister Wannabe Number One Hero."