If You Won’t Say It, I Will is a sharp, funny, and unfiltered collection of essays that takes aim at modern life’s most ridiculous trends, hypocrisies, and sacred cows. With a voice that’s equal parts satirist and straight-shooter, Gavin Tucker tackles everything from the absurdity of influencer culture to dating disasters, political correctness, and the strange rituals of adulthood no one warned you about.

Nothing is off limits, and that’s the point. This book says what you’re thinking but don’t dare post. Whether you’re laughing out loud, wincing in recognition, or nodding along furiously, these essays are guaranteed to make you feel something. Just don’t listen to it in public unless you’re ready to explain why you’re cackling like a lunatic.

Perfect for fans of brutally honest humour and clever cultural critique, If You Won’t Say It, I Will is a riotous reminder that sometimes the truth really is the funniest thing of all.