Norm MacDonald

I would find out later that he wasn’t a bad cop at all. I mean, he was a bad cop in the sense that he was no good at being a cop, but he was not a corrupt cop.

The real prisons in this country are the classrooms and the cubicles. The real prisons are the mausoleums we call houses, and the life sentence we are given is a job where we have to wear a tie that slowly strangles us and a woman who finds us full and leaves us empty. I will go to your prison; it is true. But there is something honest and true and noble about prison. You give up your freedom, yes. But, in exchange, you are given a roof over your head, three squares a day,