Cassandra Dee

Matt on Monday.

Tim on Tuesday.

Will on Wednesday.

Trent on Thursday.

Ford on Friday.

Matt on Monday.

Tim on Tuesday.

Will on Wednesday.

Trent on Thursday.

Ford on Friday.

Sam on Saturday.

And Smith … oh god, Smith’s perfect for Sundays.

“There you are!”

“Um, you just saw me at breakfast,”

“You can’t blame me for being excited. You’re my only daughter! I was so lonely without you all year.”

“I need a new swim suit, Mom. This one is too tight.”

“But it’s because you’re a big girl. Big girls have big assets, and it just means that they’re feeding you well at school,”

“Besides, I expect the Morgans to arrive anytime now. You remember the Morgans, honey? They have seven sons. Seven boys! If I were

Maddy Morgan, I’d probably be in a mental facility by now, run ragged with no space to breathe. But Maddy is fantastic, so calm all the time.”

“Let me know when they arrive.”