From Lukov with Love

There was a pause. “I’m a catch.”

“A catch and release.”

And apparently, James had a giant dick.

And apparently, James had a giant dick.

And apparently, James had a giant dick.

And apparently, James had a giant dick.

And apparently, James had a giant dick.

And your sister Ruby randomly whispered that her husband was in the army for over ten years.

“You don’t get to become good at anything without sacrificing something to make time.”

Especially not when my mom went off on how degrading it was to not be seen as an equal.

“Question. Do you two ever agree on anything?”