Wildfire

farewell and fuck off

when I can jerk off or, on rare occasions, get laid. Henry had the courtesy

Stassie rolls her eyes at him, giving him the finger as he blows her a kiss. Lowering her hand, she focuses on me, a soft smile on her lips. “You’ll have fun, ignore Henry. We’ll miss you around here though.”

Lowering her hand, she focuses on me, a soft smile on her lips. “You’ll have fun, ignore Henry. We’ll miss you around here though.”

Stassie rolls her eyes at him, giving him the finger as he blows her a kiss

Captain, is drowning in too much p—”

Get your mind out of the gutter

Stassie squeaks, cutting him off

I’d rather move to Canada than look after twenty kids for nine weeks.” The genuine disgust on Henry’s face would make someone think I’m going to work in a slaughterhouse

Fuck off about fucking Canada.”