When I look at myself in the mirror, I almost scream.
My face looks like a nightmare of blossoming purple bruises, mixed with other bruises that are fading to yellow. It is painful to gaze upon. Russell watches me putting the final touches on my cheekbone, and he seems impressed.
“You’re a magician, Wendy,” he tells me. “It looks real.”
I spent hours practicing. I watched several YouTube videos, and now I am one of the world’s experts on creating realistic-looking bruises. It truly does look like somebody gave me a substantial beating.
I hope Millie appreciates the work that went into this masterpiece.