That's it?" Regulus asks. "No grand advice? No talk of the view? No stupid climbing metaphors to throw my way?"
Evan clicks his tongue. "Hey, fuck you, those climbing metaphors saved your life on multiple occasions."
"You are a climbing metaphor," Regulus grumbles.
"That works, actually. You'd be dead without me."
"Shut up."
"It's true, and you know it," Evan teases.