Perfect Skin. Perfect Health. Perfect Life.
Zebras Don’t Cook and Neither Should You.
Ever wonder why wild animals never get degenerative diseases? It’s because they don’t have stoves! Our hands were designed to pluck fruit off of trees, not to hold a spatula. Get back to nature and discover the glowing abundance available to you when you eschew all of the food all of the people around you are eating. (I mean, come on, you don’t really want to look like THEM, do you?) The Raw Vegan Bible will teach you the way of perfect health so you can be in alignment with all the other species on the planet. No more fire for you, caveman. Humans have evolved.
It turns out that besides plucking fruit from trees, human hands were also designed to click buttons on a computer mouse, so use your enlightened capabilities and download this book today.