Aubrey Malone

Football Wit

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  • Tony Mikhashenokhas quoted8 years ago
    One of the most difficult tasks I had
    on match days was shaking hands
    with the opposing manager if I’d lost.
    Brian Clough
  • Tony Mikhashenokhas quoted8 years ago
    Some teams are so negative they
    should be sponsored by Kodak.
    Tommy Docherty
  • Tony Mikhashenokhas quoted8 years ago
    My local football team are so
    bad, every time they get a corner
    they do a lap of honour.
    Bob Monkhouse
  • Tony Mikhashenokhas quoted8 years ago
    Jose Mourinho turned down the
    position of Pope when he heard
    it was only an assistant position.
    Harry Pearson
  • Tony Mikhashenokhas quoted8 years ago
    Is scoring a goal better than sex?
    Well it’s about five years since I did
    either, so I must decline to answer
    that question on grounds of amnesia.
    Ken Cunningham
  • Tony Mikhashenokhas quoted8 years ago
    I don’t think we’ll go down. But
    then again, the captain of the
    Titanic said the same thing.
    Neville Southall on Everton’s chances
    of avoiding relegation
  • Tony Mikhashenokhas quoted8 years ago
    Alcoholism V Communism
    Banner on display during the 1982 World
    Cup when Scotland were playing Russia
  • Tony Mikhashenokhas quoted8 years ago
    As a small boy I was torn between
    two ambitions: to be a footballer or
    to run away and join a circus. At
    Partick Thistle I got to do both.
    Alan Hansen
  • Tony Mikhashenokhas quoted8 years ago
    When he came to the club, all he
    could say in English was ‘Yes’, ‘No’
    and ‘Morning’. A week later he’d
    added ‘Thank you’ and ‘Budweiser’.
    Jim Duffy on his Czech signing, Dusan Vrto
  • Tony Mikhashenokhas quoted8 years ago
    The English football team
    – brilliant on paper, shit on grass.
    Arthur Smith
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