RoomHate

He kissed down my neck slowly. “Don’t ever forget that I respect the hell out of you,” he said as he stuck his hand up my dress and grabbed onto my panties.
“Why do you say that?”
“Because I’m about to fuck you full of disrespect.”

The Big Lebowski.”

“What do you mean? I’m wild.” He winked. “I’m taking two girls back to my hotel room.”

All that time I spent mad at you…I could have been fucking you. What a dumbass.

All that time I spent mad at you…I could have been fucking you. What a dumbass.

All that time I spent mad at you…I could have been fucking you. What a dumbass.

“Upstairs. I’ll leave the door open in case you decide there’s something you’d like to watch later.”

Justin: We need to talk later.

Amelia: About what?

Justin: I’d like to apply for the position.

Amelia: What position?

Justin: Your casual fuck buddy.

“Are you being serious about going out with Roger Podger when you’d rather be staying home with me?”

“Oh, hey. She didn’t want to go in the seat, started crying, so we’ve just been watching the sunset.”