Linda was the very nice lady who cleaned my apartment every four weeks.
Even though the very appealing Linda R. would be nice enough for a lay, the shapely blonde knew my wife very well, making the fifty-five year old babe an automatic no-no.
You see, most single women frown upon sex with a married man, and they especially won't do it when they know the wife personally.
Luckily for me, Linda Rogers wasn't like most women. "Hi Mr. Vic! What a nice surprise! Mind if I join you?"