Good week for Benzema & Berlin, bad week for Xavi & Xabi

Arsene Wenger entered the chat

Very expensive bay leaf

Collective flinch

Don’t use the ovens

Man United reach Zone 14, Conte’s drab Spurs and Arsenal batter Lyon

Discontent at Wolves, Leeds and Spurs, while Villa get their groove back

Mesmerising Messi, self-deprecating Sarri and exiting Emery

Big losses for Barca, agony for Atleti and Potter returns to Brighton

Potter out-Pottered, the remarkable Rashford and Tottenham’s final in France