Wendy Tate has had it! With three divorces under her belt, she seeks both solace and an income source. Why not yoga instruction? With many years of a practice, she could open her own studio, but must first acquire a teaching certificate. The ashram that she chooses will take her into a world of swami hoes, hillbillies, cult-like zombies and an FBI agent who is investigating the entire ashram staff... what could go wrong???
