Good Things Happen to People You Hate

Things change all the time, and if they could change for the worse, that also meant there was room for them to change for the better.

The universe tends to unfold as it should, as they say, but not because it doles out punishments. It’s because you forget.

I’ve wanted them to miss me, but all I can really do is kick them out of my life long enough to stop missing them—everything else is out of my hands.

Solidarity is, as I said before, a real thing in a tempestuous working world.

Journalism is an industry in permanent turmoil, with publishers on an everlasting quest to balance profitability with quality work. They still haven’t figured it out. It’s possible they never will.

You can’t stop someone you care about from deciding not to care about you.

Dying alone is better than signing up for a lifetime of Sex Dates.

I rejected more than one by blocking his number. It was immature, but so was I.

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