Apocalypse cockroach

Invisible friend

The evolution of strength

Team Segway

Madrid and PSG drop points, a title race in Germany and Milan's Malaise

Record spending in the transfer window, Arsenal on Mersey for Dyche's debut and Spurs take on Man City

Man City accused of breaking financial rules as they lose to record breaking Kane, Dyche debut win and Liverpool thrashed again

Bayern back to winning ways, Inter win the derby as Napoli go clear, Marseille beaten at home and Mallorca beat Madrid

A rollercoaster week for Leeds, City lawyer up, Liverpool search for a spark in the Derby and Arsenal host Brentford

City win and Arsenal draw ahead of their midweek clash, Nathan Jones goes and Champions League returns