Boring Barcelona, durable Dortmund and Champions League matchday 3

The place where amazing happens

I will not learn

Space time

Strong against the weak

The Manchester derby, the Raya-Ramsdale debate and Everton’s possible points loss

Man City outclass Man United, as Tottenham’s remarkable season continues

An incredible weekend for Bellingham & Kane, a bad weekend for Ligue 1

Man United get walloped, Pochettino returns to Spurs and Emery celebrates a year at Villa

Diaz levels for Liverpool as Arteta’s Arsenal slip up at St James’s