Man City v Liverpool, Newcastle v Man United and Luton v Watford

Flabby midsection

A reality that wasn’t there

Cut the fig

Chelsea part ways with Potter, as Leicester release Rodgers

More misery for Messi at PSG. And lads…it’s Dortmund

Frank Lampard’s Chelsea and Arsenal’s Anfield acid test

Haaland, Hodgson and a hell of a game at Anfield

Calcio is back, Champions League returns but where have all the goal scorers gone?

Pep’s proper football beats Bayern as lethargic Leicester look to Smith