Man United bruised by Bayern, now get set for a dazzling derby in North London

Prime nobody territory

Gucci towel on a private beach

Mulled wine craze

Spurs impress at Arsenal, Everton win at last and the Blades are beaten 8-0

Atletico win the derby, PSG win Le Classique and Girona and Brest face the cotton test

Liverpool take the Tottenham test, the Osimhen affair and the WSL returns

Big wins for Wolves, Villa & Luton, and a big defeat for VAR at Spurs-Liverpool

Napoli on fire in time for Real Madrid, while PSG head to St James’ Park

Newcastle hammer PSG, Man United wilt again and Arsenal try to master Man City