The Royal Treatment: A Crown Jewels Romantic Comedy, Book 1

My knight in shining armor.”

“Oh, stop it.”

She wraps her arms around me. “No, you are. You did that to save me.”

“And you’d think you would be a little more sympathetic to me for that very reason.”

“I’m sorry, Arthur, it’s just… so fucking funny.” She kisses me on the lips, and I find my bruised ego being soothed, but just a smidge.

I once read about a woman who got shocked so hard all her hair fell out.”

“Weekly World News?” she asks, setting her attention on the screen again.

“Probably fake, right?”

“Probably.”

“Although they were right about that man who had a baby...”

I watch from the back of the room with my arms folded across my chest. Finn grins back at me every few seconds, proud to be the first to show the family the auto-tuned version of the damn video