Shocking Life

She is unpredictable but, in reality, disarmingly simple. She is profoundly lazy but works furiously and rapidly. Her laughter and tears collide; on a job of work she is fun, soaring from despair to heavenly delight. She is generous and mean, for there are occasions when she would rather give away half her possessions than the handkerchief in her hand-bag.

If she is charming she can also be the most hateful person in the world. She is aware of this but cannot help it.

Flattery and small talk bore her, and she has never understood how anybody can consider life an achievement in itself.