Preschool Confidential

&quote;Laugh-out-loud comments and astute remarks will help lighten any mother's load and keep things in perspective…This is a refreshing look at child rearing, written in short sections that can be read in five to ten minutes a perfect fit for a mother's schedule.&quote; -Library JournalSo you thought the difficult stage was over: the midnight feedings, the colic, the breast pumps, the endless diaper changings. Just when you thought you'd reached the blissful stretch of parenthood…here come the toddler/preschool years!Only Sandi Kahn Shelton could deliver such a dead-on, hilarious, true-ringing look at the walking, talking, crazy years. In Preschool Confidential, she explores such universal topics as:--Dealing with the mutiny in the checkout line (aka: begging or bribing?). --Presenting scientific proof that toddlers ask 437 questions per day. --Unveiling the four &quote;answers&quote; that any parent can recycle to respond to any toddler's question. --Understanding day-care romances. to ask (at the most inopportune moments). --Dissecting the anatomy of a birthday party (or how to control a group of four-year-olds without ropes or sedatives). --Cooking purple mashed potatoes, and emergency tactics to stave off a hunger strike. --And much more!Preschool Confidential will have you howling at the apt, accurate, and painfully honest look at the preschool years!!&quote;The true successor to Erma Bombeck's throne.&quote;-WorkingMother magazine&quote;For frazzled working moms, columnist Sandi Kahn Shelton's funny essays on parenting are a fail-safe way to lighten up.&quote; -Wall Street Journal&quote;I'm thankful that this very funny and observant lady is not a cartoonist!&quote; -Bil Keane, creator of &quote;The Family Circus&quote;